Monday, February 16, 2009

Literature Improved by Zombies

This whole thing about Seth Grahame-Smith's new novel, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies really opens up a whole new literary medium: Literature improved by zombies. The possibilities are damn near endless and awesome. So, without further ado, I give you literature improved by zombies; a list of popular books that could easily be improved if only zombies were involved.

To Kill a Mockingbird, and Also Zombies
Wouldn't it be something if Atticus were to go outside to shoot a rabid dog only to find endless amounts of zombies feeding on the townspeople? Chaos ensues as Atticus attempts to make his way across the city to free Tom Robinson and escape from the zombies.

Zombie Fight Club
When a zombie virus infects the city, The Narrator and Tyler Durden create an underground zombie fight club in order to keep the zombie's tempers down. But when the number of zombies overwhelms them, they lose control of the club and have to kill them all!!!!

Brave New World Full of Zombies
Without knowing that all the Savages have become zombies, Bernard takes Lenina to a savage reservation, where they become trapped by the zombie horde.

Cyrano de Bergerac vs. the Zombies
A smitten young man with a giant nose goes off to fight Spanish zombies and win the heart of Roxanne.

About a Zombie
A 36 year old bachelor living off of royalties from his father's music befriends a young zombie who teaches him about growing up and eating brains.

Zombiehouse-Five
A World War II soldier becomes unstuck in time and gets stuck in a future where everyone but him is a zombie.

The Autobiography of Zombie X
Zombie X complains for 300 pages about the evils of the living, but it turns out that the living who did bad things to zombies are mostly long gone, and Zombie X is just upset because his childhood sucked.

The Zombie of Notre Dame
Quasimodo the zombie saves Esmerelda from being executed. Esmerelda falls in love with Quasimodo, and then he eats her brain.

Stumble Upon Toolbar

No comments:

Post a Comment

 
www.free-website-hit-counters.com